a call from bapu

frendz gandhigiri me v bahut locha hai...
u know i will tell u a story when mahtma gandhi called from heaven to his grandson "tushaar gandhi on earth..
dis 2nd oct. on his birthday gandhi ji decided to call his grandson. unohone phone milaya"' haste hue ek lady ki awaz aye" aapne jis vodofone customer ko call kiya hai unka mobil avi band hai kripya kuch samay ke baad phone kare". gandhi ji shoked ho gaye bagal me lal bahadur shastri ji v thay ,, baapu bole dekhte ho shastri phone band hai to ye ladki kitni khush hoker bol rahi hai, lagta hai prithvi pe sab kamchor hote jaa rahe hai. baapu dobara phone milaye es baar tushar ne phone uthaya... hello who is dis??
baapu bolle- "beta main tera dada ji bol raha hu.
tushar-" jai maharashra bapu".
bapu- " ye kya bol rahe ho bharat ka naam badal diya gaya hai kya??
tushar-" haa bapu bharat ka naam india ho gaya hai,,, maharashtra to india se v jayda important hai." aur bapu upar se india kaisa dikhta hai??
bapu-"kaha beta itni kaali baadal lage hote hai ki kuch dikhta hi nahi.
tushar-" bapu wo green house gase hai....
bapu-"ye kya hota hai??
tushar-'" technical word hai nahi samjhoge bapu.
bapu-"jaane de beta ye bata mere "teeno bandaro " ka kya haal hai???
tushar-"bapu teeno neta ban gaye hai. jiske muhh pe haath rahta tha ,usne aab haath hata li hai,vipaksh me baithkar wo bahut bolta hai.
2nd bander jiske aankh pe haath thi ,usne aankhye khol li hai, aab usse "kursi" ke siwa kuh nahi dikhta.
3rd bander "jiske kan band thay, usne haath hata li hai, aab wo kewal apni bolta hai aur apni hi sunta hai, dusro ki nahi sunta .
bapu-" hey rammmmmmm ,,, aur kaho mere ghari, meri "danda", aur "langot"
kaise hai???
tushar-" bapu apki ghari mere paas thi , lekin jebkatro ne kaat li, aapki danda ab kafi badi ho gai hai,, aam janta pe mahngai ban kar toot rahi hai.
aur bapu aapki "langot" jo maine bakshe me rakhi thi,, mallika sherawat ne chin li hai.
bapu-'' heyyyy rammmm.....
BAPU YE SAB SUN PHONE KAAT DETE HAI.
bapu shastri ji se----------------" lagta hai wrong no. lag gaya tha.